diff --git a/src/pokedex.c b/src/pokedex.c
index 3d458fcb2..080548553 100644
--- a/src/pokedex.c
+++ b/src/pokedex.c
@@ -3869,14 +3869,17 @@ static void HighlightScreenSelectBarItem(u8 selectedScreen, u16 unused)
     for (i = 0; i < SCREEN_COUNT; i++)
     {
         u8 row = (i * 7) + 1;
-        u16 newPalette = 0x4000;
+        u16 newPalette;
 
-        if (i == selectedScreen)
-            newPalette = 0x2000;
+        do
+        {
+            newPalette = 0x4000;
+            if (i == selectedScreen)
+                newPalette = 0x2000;
+        } while (0);
 
         for (j = 0; j < 7; j++)
         {
-            j++;j--;
             ptr[row + j] = (ptr[row + j] % 0x1000) | newPalette;
             ptr[row + j + 0x20] = (ptr[row + j + 0x20] % 0x1000) | newPalette;
         }
@@ -3895,14 +3898,16 @@ static void HighlightSubmenuScreenSelectBarItem(u8 a, u16 b)
         u8 row = i * 7 + 1;
         u32 newPalette;
 
-        if (i == a || i == 3)
-            newPalette = 0x2000;
-        else
-            newPalette = 0x4000;
+        do 
+        {
+            if (i == a || i == 3)
+                newPalette = 0x2000;
+            else
+                newPalette = 0x4000;
+        } while (0);
 
         for (j = 0; j < 7; j++)
         {
-            j++;j--;
             ptr[row + j] = (ptr[row + j] % 0x1000) | newPalette;
             ptr[row + j + 0x20] = (ptr[row + j + 0x20] % 0x1000) | newPalette;
         }
@@ -4162,11 +4167,12 @@ static void PrintMonHeight(u16 height, u8 left, u8 top)
     PrintInfoScreenText(buffer, left, top);
 }
 
-#ifdef NONMATCHING
-// This doesn't match because gcc manages to avoid using the stack
-// to store local variables.
 static void PrintMonWeight(u16 weight, u8 left, u8 top)
 {
+#ifndef NONMATCHING
+    asm("":::"r9");
+{
+#endif
     u8 buffer[16];
     bool8 output;
     u8 i = 0;
@@ -4222,226 +4228,10 @@ static void PrintMonWeight(u16 weight, u8 left, u8 top)
     buffer[i++] = CHAR_PERIOD;
     buffer[i++] = EOS;
     PrintInfoScreenText(buffer, left, top);
-}
-#else
-__attribute__((naked))
-static void PrintMonWeight(u16 weight, u8 left, u8 top)
-{
-    asm(".syntax unified\n\
-    push {r4-r7,lr}\n\
-    mov r7, r10\n\
-    mov r6, r9\n\
-    mov r5, r8\n\
-    push {r5-r7}\n\
-    sub sp, 0x14\n\
-    lsls r0, 16\n\
-    lsrs r0, 16\n\
-    lsls r1, 24\n\
-    lsrs r1, 24\n\
-    mov r10, r1\n\
-    lsls r2, 24\n\
-    lsrs r2, 24\n\
-    str r2, [sp, 0x10]\n\
-    ldr r5, =0x000186a0\n\
-    muls r0, r5\n\
-    ldr r1, =0x000011b8\n\
-    bl __divsi3\n\
-    adds r7, r0, 0\n\
-    movs r1, 0xA\n\
-    bl __umodsi3\n\
-    cmp r0, 0x4\n\
-    bls _080C0494\n\
-    adds r7, 0xA\n\
-_080C0494:\n\
-    movs r0, 0\n\
-    mov r8, r0\n\
-    mov r4, sp\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    adds r1, r5, 0\n\
-    bl __udivsi3\n\
-    adds r0, 0xA1\n\
-    strb r0, [r4]\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r0, 24\n\
-    cmp r0, 0xA1\n\
-    bne _080C04C0\n\
-    movs r6, 0x1\n\
-    mov r1, sp\n\
-    movs r0, 0x77\n\
-    strb r0, [r1]\n\
-    b _080C04C6\n\
-    .pool\n\
-_080C04C0:\n\
-    movs r1, 0x1\n\
-    mov r8, r1\n\
-    movs r6, 0x1\n\
-_080C04C6:\n\
-    ldr r1, =0x000186a0\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    bl __umodsi3\n\
-    adds r7, r0, 0\n\
-    mov r4, sp\n\
-    adds r4, 0x1\n\
-    ldr r1, =0x00002710\n\
-    bl __udivsi3\n\
-    adds r0, 0xA1\n\
-    strb r0, [r4]\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r0, 24\n\
-    cmp r0, 0xA1\n\
-    bne _080C0504\n\
-    mov r2, r8\n\
-    cmp r2, 0\n\
-    bne _080C0504\n\
-    adds r1, r6, 0\n\
-    adds r0, r1, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    add r1, sp\n\
-    movs r0, 0x77\n\
-    strb r0, [r1]\n\
-    b _080C050E\n\
-    .pool\n\
-_080C0504:\n\
-    movs r3, 0x1\n\
-    mov r8, r3\n\
-    adds r0, r6, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-_080C050E:\n\
-    ldr r1, =0x00002710\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    bl __umodsi3\n\
-    adds r7, r0, 0\n\
-    mov r0, sp\n\
-    adds r4, r0, r6\n\
-    movs r1, 0xFA\n\
-    lsls r1, 2\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    bl __udivsi3\n\
-    adds r0, 0xA1\n\
-    strb r0, [r4]\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r0, 24\n\
-    cmp r0, 0xA1\n\
-    bne _080C054C\n\
-    mov r1, r8\n\
-    cmp r1, 0\n\
-    bne _080C054C\n\
-    adds r1, r6, 0\n\
-    adds r0, r1, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    add r1, sp\n\
-    movs r0, 0x77\n\
-    strb r0, [r1]\n\
-    b _080C0552\n\
-    .pool\n\
-_080C054C:\n\
-    adds r0, r6, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-_080C0552:\n\
-    movs r1, 0xFA\n\
-    lsls r1, 2\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    bl __umodsi3\n\
-    adds r7, r0, 0\n\
-    adds r1, r6, 0\n\
-    adds r0, r1, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    adds r5, r6, 0\n\
-    mov r2, sp\n\
-    adds r4, r2, r1\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    movs r1, 0x64\n\
-    bl __udivsi3\n\
-    adds r0, 0xA1\n\
-    movs r3, 0\n\
-    mov r9, r3\n\
-    strb r0, [r4]\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    movs r1, 0x64\n\
-    bl __umodsi3\n\
-    adds r7, r0, 0\n\
-    adds r0, r5, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    adds r1, r6, 0\n\
-    mov r2, sp\n\
-    adds r0, r2, r5\n\
-    movs r3, 0xAD\n\
-    mov r8, r3\n\
-    mov r2, r8\n\
-    strb r2, [r0]\n\
-    adds r0, r1, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    adds r5, r6, 0\n\
-    mov r3, sp\n\
-    adds r4, r3, r1\n\
-    adds r0, r7, 0\n\
-    movs r1, 0xA\n\
-    bl __udivsi3\n\
-    adds r0, 0xA1\n\
-    strb r0, [r4]\n\
-    adds r0, r5, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    adds r1, r6, 0\n\
-    mov r2, sp\n\
-    adds r0, r2, r5\n\
-    mov r3, r9\n\
-    strb r3, [r0]\n\
-    adds r0, r1, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    adds r2, r6, 0\n\
-    add r1, sp\n\
-    movs r0, 0xE0\n\
-    strb r0, [r1]\n\
-    adds r0, r2, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    adds r3, r6, 0\n\
-    mov r0, sp\n\
-    adds r1, r0, r2\n\
-    movs r0, 0xD6\n\
-    strb r0, [r1]\n\
-    adds r0, r3, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r6, r0, 24\n\
-    adds r2, r6, 0\n\
-    mov r0, sp\n\
-    adds r1, r0, r3\n\
-    movs r0, 0xE7\n\
-    strb r0, [r1]\n\
-    adds r0, r2, 0x1\n\
-    lsls r0, 24\n\
-    lsrs r0, 24\n\
-    mov r3, sp\n\
-    adds r1, r3, r2\n\
-    mov r2, r8\n\
-    strb r2, [r1]\n\
-    adds r1, r3, r0\n\
-    movs r0, 0xFF\n\
-    strb r0, [r1]\n\
-    mov r0, sp\n\
-    mov r1, r10\n\
-    ldr r2, [sp, 0x10]\n\
-    bl PrintInfoScreenText\n\
-    add sp, 0x14\n\
-    pop {r3-r5}\n\
-    mov r8, r3\n\
-    mov r9, r4\n\
-    mov r10, r5\n\
-    pop {r4-r7}\n\
-    pop {r0}\n\
-    bx r0\n\
-    .syntax divided\n");
+#ifndef NONMATCHING
 }
 #endif
+}
 
 const u8 *GetPokedexCategoryName(u16 dexNum) // unused
 {
diff --git a/src/use_pokeblock.c b/src/use_pokeblock.c
index a0c8d8e2d..5079edb37 100644
--- a/src/use_pokeblock.c
+++ b/src/use_pokeblock.c
@@ -937,62 +937,24 @@ void Pokeblock_MenuWindowTextPrint(const u8 *message)
     AddTextPrinterParameterized(2, 1, gStringVar4, 0, 1, 0, NULL);
 }
 
-// This function is a joke.
-#ifdef NONMATCHING
 void Pokeblock_BufferEnhancedStatText(u8 *dest, u8 statId, s16 a2)
 {
-    if (a2 != 0)
+    switch (a2)
     {
+    case 1 ... 32767:
+        a2 = 0;
+        // fallthrough
+    case -32768 ... -1:
+        if (a2)
+            dest[(u16)a2] += 0; // something you can't imagine
         StringCopy(dest, sContestStatNames[statId]);
         StringAppend(dest, gText_WasEnhanced);
-    }
-    else
-    {
+        break;
+    case 0:
         StringCopy(dest, gText_NothingChanged);
+        break;
     }
 }
-#else
-NAKED
-void Pokeblock_BufferEnhancedStatText(u8 *dest, u8 statId, s16 a2)
-{
-    asm(".syntax unified\n\
-push {r4,lr}\n\
-    adds r4, r0, 0\n\
-    lsls r1, 24\n\
-    lsrs r3, r1, 24\n\
-    lsls r2, 16\n\
-    lsrs r0, r2, 16\n\
-    asrs r2, 16\n\
-    cmp r2, 0\n\
-    beq _08167010\n\
-    cmp r2, 0\n\
-    ble _08166FEC\n\
-    movs r0, 0\n\
-_08166FEC:\n\
-    lsls r0, 16\n\
-    ldr r1, =sContestStatNames\n\
-    lsls r0, r3, 2\n\
-    adds r0, r1\n\
-    ldr r1, [r0]\n\
-    adds r0, r4, 0\n\
-    bl StringCopy\n\
-    ldr r1, =gText_WasEnhanced\n\
-    adds r0, r4, 0\n\
-    bl StringAppend\n\
-    b _08167018\n\
-    .pool\n\
-_08167010:\n\
-    ldr r1, =gText_NothingChanged\n\
-    adds r0, r4, 0\n\
-    bl StringCopy\n\
-_08167018:\n\
-    pop {r4}\n\
-    pop {r0}\n\
-    bx r0\n\
-    .pool\n\
-    .syntax divided\n");
-}
-#endif
 
 void Pokeblock_GetMonContestStats(struct Pokemon *mon, u8 *data)
 {